Wednesday, August 3, 2011

People Of Walmart Part 3

LG hasn't had much time to post lately, as you may have noticed, due to a number of issues too boring to recount here.  However, he feels it's time to get a new post up, so he's going with an old favorite, People of Walmart.  


We have some interesting interviews coming up (interviewees: please be patient with LG, he'll get the questions out to you eventually...) and some other inane features, but for now, let's just sit back in the warmth of the summer and enjoy some photos of our fellow man (and other creatures) as they shop at Walmart.  


Thanks to the good people at the website People of Walmart for these candid shots: 

 
We start out with this ridiculous photo.  Who would wear a "PSC4 - CREW" t-shirt with those shorts?  Gotta admire the team spirit of that Minnesota Vikings fan on the right however.  We bet he can't wait for Brett Favre to un-retire again!





































This topless woman suffers from a rare condition wherein her head is permanently turned at a 180-degree angle from its normal position.  Oh, wait, is that the case or does she just have massive back boobs?  We're not sure.  In any event, The Missing Link must've heard that she was in the store because he's pictured on the right, heading in to see her.



Obviously, she's just checking to see where her work product is ending up. It's amazing as to how perfectly those shoes fit over her hooves.  She'd better get out of there before some mischievous Walmart shopper tips her over. 
Is that woman really wearing that garish fluorescent green shirt with dark jeans?  She has to be kidding us.  Her dog is cute though.  Looks like one of those new breeds, a Cock-a-people.


It's difficult to choose the grossest aspect of this photo.  Although this woman is doing a good job of picking for us.
 

That butt crack is so deep it looks like this man was sawed in half vertically by David Blaine. We wonder if he's trying to shoplift stuff in there.  Who wants to volunteer to check?  By the way, what sicko blocks out the cashier's face but leaves the butt crack exposed?
 





At least some people have the decency and sophistication to wear black-tie attire to Walmart.  And everything appears to be a perfect fit.  

Well, that's it folk for this edition of The People of Walmart.  There were actually some photos on the website that were too gross even for The LG Report, but you can check them out for yourself over at The People of Walmart.

We hope to see you back here again soon.

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