Well it should be.
And who bothers making up these signs? It seems like there's almost unlimited growth potential for a business that makes signs telling people what things aren't crimes. They should be running their production lines 24/7. That wouldn't be a crime either (another sign idea...)
OK, dogs I'll allow to skateboard. That shouldn't be a crime.
I'm always amused by obituaries (yes, I've hit the age where I scan them...it's not a crime...I find it interesting to read about people's abbreviated life stories...) that say things like "Lived in the area 15 years ago," or "Son lives in Middletown," or "Once had a cup of coffee in this county on way to Florida."
Couple other quick thoughts:
* I'm pitching a TV series idea to The Discovery Channel. It's about men who die or suffer severe injuries picking tomatoes to supply Heinz. It's called "The Deadliest Ketchup."
* All businesses advertise that they're "Conveniently Located." My ass. How do they know exactly where you are and what's convenient to you? Although I guess they're within their rights to say this since, like skateboarding, it's not a crime...
Until next time kidz. And don't forget to recommend The LG Report to all your friends....thanks.
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